Roast Me

Paste anything — get a personalized comedy roast

Paste your resume, dating profile, LinkedIn bio, email, tweet, or any text and get a personalized comedy roast. Three heat levels: Gentle, Medium, and Scorched Earth. Every roast line targets SPECIFIC content you submitted — zero generic insults. AI detects content type automatically and targets the right things: buzzwords in resumes, clichés in dating profiles, humblebrags on LinkedIn. Includes a 'One Nice Thing' plus a screenshot-worthy 'Share Line' for maximum social media damage.

Overview

RoastMe is a comedy writer that reads your content and finds what's specifically, uniquely roastable about it. Not generic insults — targeted humor that lands because it's true.

How to use it

  1. Select what you're submitting (resume, dating profile, LinkedIn, email, social media, or other)
  2. Paste your content into the text box
  3. Choose your heat level: Gentle, Medium, or Scorched
  4. Hit 'Roast Me' and brace yourself
  5. Copy the 'Share Line' to send to friends

Example

Scenario: You paste your LinkedIn headline: 'Passionate thought leader | Synergy enthusiast | Making the world better one meeting at a time'

What you do: Set content type to LinkedIn, heat level to Medium, hit Roast Me.

Result: Roast lines target 'passionate thought leader' (everyone who calls themselves a thought leader has never had an original thought), 'synergy enthusiast' (this is the saddest hobby since stamp collecting), and 'making the world better one meeting at a time' (meetings have never made anything better).

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