How to Test If a Name Passes the Drunk Test
The drunk test checks whether someone half-listening can hear your name, spell it and find you. Record it said casually over background noise, ask people who've never heard it to type what they heard, and note what they type instead. Some names can be fixed; some should go.
- Record the name being said over background noise.
- Test it on five people who've never heard it.
- Note what they type instead, not just misses.
- Try changing one consonant, not the whole name.
- If it keeps failing, drop it.
The drunk test, also called the noisy-bar test, checks whether a brand name survives being heard once, casually, in poor conditions, and then typed into a search bar or address bar. It is run by recording the name spoken naturally over background noise, playing it to people who have never heard it, and comparing what they type with the actual spelling. Wrong guesses that form other real words are the most serious failures.
Someone at a party mentions your company to a friend who's half-listening. Twenty seconds later the friend types what they think they heard. If that doesn't match your address, they land on someone else's site, a parked domain or nothing at all.
How do you run the drunk test on a name?
Play music at moderate volume. Have someone say your name into your phone, normally, the way they would mention it in conversation. Do not pronounce it carefully. Do not give context. Then play the recording for someone who has never heard the name and ask them to type what they think they heard. What they type is a good preview of what customers will type. If it does not match the URL, you have a real problem.
Who should you test a business name on?
Friends who have heard you say the name fifty times will recognize it. Cold ears will not. Test on five people who have never been exposed to the name. Their typing accuracy is your real-world signal. If a meaningful share of them get it wrong, treat that as a warning sign. Do not average across coached and uncoached listeners. The cold listeners are the only ones whose data is meaningful.
What does it mean if people misspell your name?
When people guess wrong, look at what they typed. If they typed a different real word that was phonetically close, your name has a homophone problem — your customers will land on someone else's site. If they typed a typo'd version of your name, the problem is less serious; you can buy the typo domain and redirect. Substitutions are worse than typos. Diagnose which kind of failure you have.
Can you fix a name that fails the drunk test?
Many drunk-test failures come from one specific sound that gets misheard — typically a soft consonant that blurs into the next syllable. Identify that consonant. Try variants where it is sharper, harder, or replaced with a clearer sound. Often a one-letter change converts a failing name into a passing one. A targeted fix is often enough; a full rename isn't always needed.
What should you do if a name keeps failing the drunk test?
Some names cannot be fixed without losing what made them appealing. If you have iterated and the name keeps failing the drunk test, it is the wrong name for a brand that needs to spread by word of mouth. Some names work for paid-acquisition-only businesses where customers are typing from a screen. Many early-stage businesses depend on word of mouth, and for them the test is worth taking seriously.
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